We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.
Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.
Yours sincerely,Minerva McGonagall
This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.
It’s still hillarious.
One of my favorite lines
I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”
I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.
OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN
you mean Jack Harkness?
Pretty much explains the 10th & 11th doctor’s speech patterns alot actually
SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK: favourite quote
by a slytherin orabout slytherin
"We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.”
Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
“I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now”
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”
It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.
this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ
"Ah, another Weasley..
I know just where to put you,
What a waste of space.
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
Have a nice ride back home!
3x07 // 4x08 // 9x02
people underestimate sam far too much he is just as scary as dean winchester sometimes in fact i would argue that it’s even more scary because he’s so good at masking it if dean winchester was after you you would know it sam winchester you wouldn’t know until you were already dead he’s just…. yeah. (via win-chester-brothers)
As obsessionisaperfume once said, if Dean is a blunt instrument, Sam is a scalpel. And when he is angry, he can be ruthless.
probably my fav game of thrones cap ever