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“When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. There is no middle ground.” — Season 1
OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING
If I look back, I’m lost.
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
“Terrible things are about to happen at Hogwarts…”
Always seemed like a more appropriate response. Y’know, since teenagers aren’t usually very good at challenging Dragons, underwater monsters and haunted hedges. Oh and Voldemort. Lets not forget Voldemort.
lord of the rings: a summary
Regular sex is cool
BDSM sex is cool
Roleplaying/Costume sex is cool too
You know what isn’t cool though? Fucking using the blue turtle shell in mario kart like come on man I thought we were friends
did not see that coming
much like the blue shell